Ryadom so stroykoy igrayet mal'chik s maskoy svarshika.
Vdrug ostanavlivayetsya Mercedes.
-Mal'chik, xochesh pokatat'sya na Mercedese?
-Da, xochu.
-Poexali.
Cherz nekotoroye vrenya.
-Mal'chik, a ty znayesh, chto takoye ANUS?
-Ne-et.
-A ty znayesh', chto takoye PENIS?
-Ne-et. Dyaden'ka, da ya ne nastoyashiy svarshik, ya masku
na stroyke nashyol.