Tourist comes to Borjomi in Georgia, and walks around the hotel resort.
he walks into some room with 3 buttons.
Button 1------local rivers.
button 2------local mountains.
button 3------local traditions.
so he presses button 3 and comes out local guy, 2.2mx1.5 and says,
i gotta fuck you, the tourist is freaked out
Is it really nessesary?
Yes it is, but you have option, with vaselin or without?
Tourist says: offcourse with vaselin.
"hey Vaselin, get your ass over here"