Стоит руский турист на мосту через Темзу и смачно блюет в
реку.
Подходит к нему полисмен.
- Ехquise me, please, but it is the Thames bridge.
- I fuck your bridge.
- Exquise me, please, but you are near to Burkingham Palace.
- I fuck your palace.
- Exquise me, but it is a palace of English Queen.
- I fuck your Queen.
- Indeed ?
- In bed !
- Oh, I am sorry, my dear sir !