Писать не стенах туалетов
Увы,мой друг,не мудрено.
Среди говна мы все поэты,
Среди поэтов мы говно.
Lord, Grant me
The serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also,
Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today, as they
May be connected to the ass
That I might have to kiss tomorrow
Mi s milyonochkom moim,
sosalis' u zavalinki,
ja stojala i sala emu na beli valenki.
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Ja na severe bila zoloto kopala,
eslib ne moja pizda,
s golodu-b propala
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Paroxod gudok dayot,
pristan' lish vidneet'sa,
Babka edet bez bileta,
na pizdu nadeet'sa.
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Shol ja lesom, videl chudo,
dva krestjanina sidjat,
zubi chernie, gnilie,
loshadiniy x@y edjat.
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Na gore stoit tolpa,
a v toy tolpe eshe tolpa,
a v toy tolpe eshe tolpa,
a v toy tolpe ebut popa.
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Devki v ozere kupalis',
xuy rezinoviy nashli,
tseliy den' oni ebalis',
dage v shkolu ne poshli.
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Na gore, rastet tsvetok,
alen'kiy-prealin'kiy,
nizachto ne prominjayu,
xuy bol'shoy na malen'kiy.
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Iz Russkogo narodnogo fol'klora...
Ты ушла любви не замечая,
Разлюбила гадина меня,
Так пусть теперь тебя ебет собака злая,
А не такое солнышко как Я