22.07.2006, Всякая всячина
Tourist comes to Borjomi in Georgia, and walks around the hotel resort.
he walks into some room with 3 buttons.
Button 1------local rivers.
button 2------local mountains.
button 3------local traditions.
so he presses button 3 and comes out local guy, 2.2mx1.5 and says,
i gotta fuck you, the tourist is freaked out
Is it really nessesary?
Yes it is, but you have option, with vaselin or without?
Tourist says: offcourse with vaselin.
"hey Vaselin, get your ass over here"
21.07.2006, Всякая всячина
NU CHO, VOT MOI ANEKDOT, TOLKO NA ENGLISH, NETU RUSKI KEYBOARD.
Court room, judge presides.
bailif brings in a duck.
judge--J duck 1-d1 duck2-d2 duck3--d3
j: what is your name and what is your crime?
d1: quack, your honor, i am accused of blowing bubbles in public.
j: that is no crime, dont flood my courtroom with this nonsence.
After few mins another duck is brought in,
J: what is your name and your crime?
D2: squack your honor, i am accused of blowing bubbles in public
j: (angry tone) i already said its no crime!, i dont wanna see any
more ducks in my courtroom
After few mins another duck is brought in
J: let me guess, blowing bubbles in public again?
D3: no your honor, i am bubbles.