RECTUM STRETCHER
While she was "flying" down the
road yesterday, a woman passed over a
Bridge only to find
a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
Wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the
car, with that classic
Patronizing smirk we all know and
love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she
replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the
cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher,"
she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum
Stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one
finger, then work my way
up To two fingers, then three,
then four, then with my whole hand in.
I Work from side to
side until I can get both hands in, and then I
slowly But
surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he
asked
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind
a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS