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14.01.2004, Остальные новые истории

Недавно общался в аське с одной индианкой:
barbuza (6:42) :
kusuma susuma otsasuma v rot vozmuma
kusuma (6:42) :
what?
i don't speak ur language.
barbuza (6:42) :
hehehe i'm just joking hehehe
barbuza (6:47) :
che molchish?
kusuma (6:47) :
i'm indian i don't speak ur language
barbuza (6:48) :
it's english, the newest english version 4.01 alpha 3 :-)
barbuza (6:48) :
for windows xp only :-)
barbuza (6:48) :
powered by melcosoft :-)
kusuma (6:48) :
i don't have that!
kusuma (6:49) :
so what's the time now at ur hometown?
kusuma (6:49) :
em........o
barbuza (6:49) :
you can download it from the oficial site microsoft.shit.com
barbuza (6:49) :
in my town 6:49
kusuma (6:49) :
r u still schooling?
kusuma (6:49) :
am or pm?
barbuza (6:50) :
am
kusuma (6:50) :
wow..........
r u not going to school or something?/
barbuza (6:50) :
no school, no college, no university
barbuza (6:50) :
only drugs :-)
barbuza (6:50) :
no school
barbuza (6:50) :
when will may come?
kusuma (6:50) :
working?
barbuza (6:51) :
not working, not studing
kusuma (6:51) :
u only take drugs?
barbuza (6:52) :
why all your messages are binded with school?
barbuza (6:52) :
drugs, ea!
barbuza (6:52) :
rules
kusuma (6:52) :
because i was brought up that way
barbuza (6:52) :
explain please
kusuma (6:52) :
ur life is misserable
why do u like drugs so much?
what it taste like?
barbuza (6:53) :
DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM???
kusuma (6:53) :
in my country,
drug is crime
and everyone here have to go to school
or else we have no future
kusuma (6:53) :
some where
i don't know!
sorry...........
plese tell me!
barbuza (6:54) :
we have no future, no past, no present , only drugs
barbuza (6:54) :
TURN BACK AND SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kusuma (6:54) :
can i ask you something?
barbuza (6:54) :
ea!
kusuma (6:54) :
which country r u from?
barbuza (6:55) :
i am from Vatikan
kusuma (6:55) :
so everyone there takes drug!
barbuza (6:56) :
have you seen Scary Movie?
kusuma (6:56) :
yea
why?
barbuza (6:56) :
DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM???
kusuma (6:56) :
by the way what barbuza means?
barbuza (6:56) :
I AM NEAR!!!!!
kusuma (6:56) :
some haunted city!
barbuza (6:57) :
I COMING TO YOU!!!!!!
kusuma (6:57) :
where?
barbuza (6:57) :
when?
barbuza (6:57) :
why?
kusuma (6:57) :
just
kusuma (6:57) :
do u pray?
kusuma (6:58) :
hey......... don't ur parents scold u because u take drugs?
barbuza (6:58) :
right here, right now- tun-dud-dud, dun-dun-tun-dun
kusuma (6:59) :
r u ok?
barbuza (6:59) :
does it mean "are you okay?" - ea! but i need more drugs for my friends
barbuza (6:59) :
and parents
barbuza (7:00) :
a to nam vsem pizda!
kusuma (7:00) :
then why r u online?

barbuza (7:01) :
i am looking for money and bitches to fuck!
barbuza (7:01) :
don't you know anyone?
kusuma (7:01) :
nop.
i'm not one of them
kusuma (7:01) :
how do u look like?
barbuza (7:01) :
i did not say that
barbuza (7:02) :
vot nakonec to,, EPIHODOV!!!!!! KTO JE TUT EPIHODOV?????
kusuma (7:02) :
what?
how do u look like?
barbuza (7:02) :
i am look like Tom Cruise
kusuma (7:02) :
i bet u r
barbuza (7:03) :
and do you look like j.lo?
kusuma (7:03) :
how many girl friends do u have?
barbuza (7:03) :
do you want to get my photo?
barbuza (7:04) :
many girls many times :-) :-)
barbuza (7:04) :
do you want it?
barbuza (7:04) :
my photo?
barbuza (7:04) :
do?
barbuza (7:04) :
u
kusuma (7:04) :
i see.
i don't want ur photo
barbuza (7:04) :
uuuuuuuuu
barbuza (7:04) :
why?
barbuza (7:04) :
i am so beautifull
barbuza (7:05) :
and may i get yours?
kusuma (7:05) :
nopp.
i'm beautiful
u r handsome
barbuza (7:05) :
please send me just one, please
kusuma (7:05) :
no no.
unless u decide to stop drugs maybe!
barbuza (7:06) :
you photo can stop my drugging for a while, you see?
barbuza (7:06) :
give me it!!!!!
barbuza (7:06) :
plase
barbuza (7:06) :
plz
barbuza (7:06) :
i want it
barbuza (7:06) :
drugs or photo
kusuma (7:06) :
sorry i can't
barbuza (7:06) :
photo or drugs
barbuza (7:07) :
then give me some drugs or money for drugs and bitches if you dont
whant to send me your photo :-(
kusuma (7:07) :
well u said it will stop u for a while only right?
so what's the point?

barbuza (7:08) :
the suicide is comnig
barbuza (7:08) :
or no!
barbuza (7:08) :
somebody stop it!
barbuza (7:08) :
ыещз!
kusuma (7:08) :
i have none that u need
lets just chat ok!
u see, i'm asian.
girls at ur place is far more beautiful than me.
there is nothing special about me
kusuma (7:09) :
what ?
r u alright there?
barbuza (7:09) :
okay
barbuza (7:09) :
but let me check if it is realy so bad
kusuma (7:09) :
so,
can u describe urself?/////
kusuma (7:10) :
it is tipical
barbuza (7:10) :
describe=to give difinition?
barbuza (7:10) :
tipical=foolish?
barbuza (7:10) :
i am very high
barbuza (7:10) :
now u
kusuma (7:11) :
if u think like that
up to u to say
barbuza (7:11) :
?
kusuma (7:11) :
i'm tall
barbuza (7:12) :
2.37meters? ea!!!! it's my favorite SIZE!!!!!!
kusuma (7:12) :
5 feet 7
hey i got to go.
i have to go for work,
see you around.
kusuma (7:13) :
take care.

barbuza (7:14) :
wait
kusuma (7:14) :
:-*
barbuza (7:14) :
wait
barbuza (7:14) :
please one minute
kusuma (7:14) :
yes?
kusuma (7:15) :
i got to go tom cruise.
bye........................@}-------------

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