Prihodit Muzhik k vrachu, i govorit
-"Ya hochu dolgo zhity."
_ "Kurite?"
-"Vi chto doctor ya v zhizni sigaretu v rukah ne derzhal!"
- "Pyote?"
_ " Net, uzhe let desaty"
- "Devishkami azartnimi igrami uvlekaetesy?"
_ "Net davno vse brosil"
- "Slushay muzhik i zachem tebe dolgo zhity?"