После избрания президентом, Трамп объявит национальный конкурс "Monica: Sequel without impeachment". Фамилия обязывает. :) А инаугурация пройдёт под знаменитый шлягер Peggy Lee:
He's a tramp but I love him
Breaks a new heart, every day
He's a tramp, they adore him
And I only hope he'll stay that way
He's a tramp, he's a rover
And there's nothing more to say
If he's a tramp, he's a good one
And I wish that I could travel his way